Decal Kit - DCC HP Pro

Is it a common sight to see tail lights fading into the distance in front of you as your vehicle wheezes into the night? Do you find it dangerous to merge with traffic and impossible to overtake, giving your bike all she’s got only to be cut off by a surprisingly faster Corolla? Is the 0-60 time in your literature simply checked “yes”? Are you or your significant other embarrassed by your lack of performance? Don’t worry, I’m here to tell you that you’re not alone. If you answered yeah, or sheepishly looked around to any of these questions you may be one of the millions of people across the globe afflicted by S.L.O. or substandard lackadaisical output. Or as the less woke racers sometimes hurtfully refer to as “Loser” or “Second Place Sally”. Being one of the most under-diagnosed conditions it’s strikingly common among people ages 15-112 and is nothing to be ashamed of.

Luckily for you, the highly qualified engineers and speed scientists here at the Dime City Cycles Skunkworks Lab have tirelessly been working countless minutes to bring you, the people affordable and easy to install horsepower. DCC’s proprietary, patented, copyrighted, race tested and approved, Stick-On Horsepower Pro Kits are incredibly advanced engineering marvels that can instantly increase output by 5, 10 or 20 horsepower; a total of 35 sticky stallions to fight that power plague! With the DCC Stick-On Horsepower Pro Kit you’ll regain your confidence with performance all your “passengers” are sure to appreciate.

Warning: USE DCC ADHESIVE HP DECALS RESPONSIBLY. INVERTED INSTALLATION WILL RESULT IN NET LOSS OF STATED HORSEPOWER. DO NOT EXCEED MAXIMUM HORSEPOWER RATING FOR YOUR APPLICATION. INDISCRIMINATE INSTALLATION CAN CAUSE CATASTROPHIC COMPONENT FAILURE AND THE APPEARANCE OF EARLY ONSET SQUID-ITIS. USE ON NON-COMBUSTION ENGINE APPLICATIONS AT YOUR OWN RISK. SPOUSAL INSTALLATION NOT RECOMMENDED AND MAY REQUIRE COLLISION REPAIR.